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I need someone to confirm to me if this is real? Have you ever used it? More importantly - why?!? Or if you know someone who have be tag them. #ButtWeave #YouWillNeverBeAUnicornLikeThis
I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body. - Louis C.K. I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. - Louis C.K.
The look some Caribbean ladies give you before you order. #Caribbean #CaribbeanAllDay #Haiti #whaYawWanFurHeat
Started with a belly now it's gone! Throw Back Thursday - threw that fat back! #TBT #ThrowBackThursday
In Melbourne for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival #micf #micf2014
When your moment in life comes you better be ready to jump! 
#hahaha #jumpDamnIt #JumpIsaid
How much feet did you get? We might get 2 feet. #NYCWeAintScared #WhosAfraidOftheBigBadSnow #AllWhiteEverything #SchoolsAreOpen #AtlantaWatchOut
My first tour in China, and it's awesome! And I didn't have to get Rosetta Stone! #China #HaitianInChina #Hasian #Whaaaaatah
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King #MLK
#imsogreedy #hellNoYouCantHaveNone
Throwback Thursday pic! Back when I was a pain in the ass with corny jokes that are crass, I build/repair robots from 9 to 5, then played video games till 7 and told jokes at night. Back when I ran everywhere, didn’t have a care, played truth or dare, and had plenty of sperm to spare. Back when I was rocking Timbs before they showed us they were racist and rocked a Tribe Called Quest with all the faces! #TBT #ThrowbackThursdays #LetmeFindOut #minime #Back2TheFuture
If it doesn't challenge you, it don't change you. #wilsylvince #stevenfrank #stevenfrankboxing #boxing #health #fitness
Be true to yourself without doing wrong by others Patrice O'neal 
#PatriceOneal #GOAT #LivesOn #greatNeverDie
Premiering tonight are my good dudes the @thelucasbros cartoon which airs on Fox called THE LUCAS BROTHERS MOVING COMPANY! @comedianlilrel & I did a few episodes. Check you local listings. #thelucasbrothers
Birthday shout out to the one I first fell in love with - my mom! Actually mom and my dad share the same birth month and taught me about real true love, what it mean to work hard, and character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you. Love & Miss you both dearly. #1mom #1dad #TrueLoveNeverDies #birthday
Which would you be?
1. Dog Tits
2. Pumpkin Butt
3. Stripper Witch
4. Bloody Tamp
So a BLACK GUY, an INDIAN GUY, and a HAITIAN walks into a bar... Alright, OK - it was really Kevin Hart, Aziz Ansari, & that Haitian dude Wil Sylvince at the Comedy Cellar. #funny #WhyUDoDis #wilsylvince #comedycellar

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